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Friday, January 24, 2014

Friday Flash 55 — So(chi) there



He found her in an ad, you see.
Single Russian Girls! he saw—
and the messages, oh, the
messages he sent, sweet and raw.

At first he said he'd marry her
“Sight unseen,” then mentioned he
wished she could come be his "mate,"
but his later notes changed to
“I need me a date.”

   - конец -


My post in exactly 55 words written for Friday Flash 55.
Visit G-Man and his Mr. Knowitall community for more weekly 55s. 

(I keep getting ads like this one in the sidebar of my blog's MapLoco and they, among other things, drive me loco.)
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13 comments:

  1. G-ManJanuary 24, 2014 at 2:51 PM

    Hey Now....
    How do I get an ad like that?
    I know a few Ruskie words, and I love Russian Vodka.
    Loved your Putana 55
    Thanks for playing, thanks for the grin, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
    Das Vitanya

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  2. LydiaJanuary 24, 2014 at 3:13 PM

    G-Man~ It sure isn't that I choose ads like that! I just clicked on MapLoco and today's feature is Thai women, so my 55 is already out of fashion. :)

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  3. FireblossomJanuary 24, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    Apparently, large pendulous breasts are the key attribute for a wonderful Russian wife!

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  4. Other MaryJanuary 24, 2014 at 6:52 PM

    Well, this could send international relations back years!

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  5. Brian MillerJanuary 24, 2014 at 8:22 PM

    ha. i am not sure they either know what they are getting into...cause those pictures are probably not too real....lol....

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2014 at 12:10 AM

    I receive these ads along with penis enhancements and male pattered baldness cures in my email's spam regularly.

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  7. ClaudiaJanuary 25, 2014 at 12:19 AM

    ha - he better took the time to get to know her...

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  8. ayalaJanuary 25, 2014 at 4:57 AM

    :) smiles.

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  9. Yvonne OsborneJanuary 25, 2014 at 5:40 AM

    Ha! Sounds like his messages kept getting more and more honest! I'm looking forward to the Russian Olympics and I wish media would stop talking about possible terrorist attacks and security, or lack of. Just stop.

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  10. Rob-bearJanuary 25, 2014 at 7:34 AM

    I get those crazy adds on my Facebook page, too. Fortunately, I can just ignore them.

    A fine fifty-five, notwithstanding. And, yes, the truth is revealed.

    As for all the stories about potential terrorism at the Olympics, they just show how limited the thinking is at major television networks. We know that bl**dy story already, now get on with something else!

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  11. kjJanuary 25, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Hahaha! That darn reality!

    Nice going xo
    Love
    kj

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  12. UnknownJanuary 25, 2014 at 10:43 PM

    Those ads, along with the "flatten your belly with this one weird old tip" or "Rachel Ray lost fifty thousand pounds doing this thing" ads irritate the hell out of me. Oddly enough, I don't want a Russian bride (or any other bride, for that matter) I don't care about Rachel Ray's loss of fifty thousand pounds, and I'm fine with my not flat belly.

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  13. Kathe W.January 30, 2014 at 10:54 PM

    oh hah! Good one! Thanks for the giggles!

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