Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~song title by Jimmy Buffet
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ~Fran Lebowitz
Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness. ~D.H. Mondfleur
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. ~Joe Bob Briggs
People are very protective of their cell phones, how it's used, whereit's used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country. ~Steve Largent
My phone has been ringing off the hook. I have like 17 cell phones and pagers. ~Steven Cojocaru
As a matter of fact, when compression technology came along, we thought the future in 1996 was about voice. We got it wrong. It is about voice, video, and data, and that is what we have today on these cell phones. ~Steve Buyer
I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone. ~Henry Miller
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ~Stephen Levine
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