Djinn by Rene Bauer
I am Lord Helpme, here because I could no longer ignore you
calling my name.
Do I know you? What's your problem, lady?...lordhelpme! this
and lordhelpme! that. This is a huge network; I am amazingly busy. If you need
something, for godssake put it on your damn Wishlist.
And have your credit card
number ready.
Links to more of this week's FF55s (works of fiction in 55 words)
are at Mr. KnowItAll, the G-Man.
are at Mr. KnowItAll, the G-Man.
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19 comments:
Lydia...
Very clever, creative and darn funny!
Thank you very much for your great effort that you put into these each week.
Loved your 55 My Friend
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
yike...you mean i got to pay for my wishes now? if that like a tithe or....smiles.
Oooohhh I like it ! great take!
Yes...they'll find a way to make you pay for anything. Love the genie too...
Hey, Lord Helpme is pretty darn cute! I just might start calling on him more... ;-D
I usually call on that other saint--you know , Holy S#!t? This cracked me up completely, Lydia--great 55.
This cracked me up!
I am rolling.
Hilarious! Love it! When my daughter was little I used to think, there was a creature called "Notme" living in our house. Funny thing, she was an only child. (Hugs) Indigo
G-Man~ Thanks much, and, as always, thank you for hosting all this fun and comaraderie. :)
Brian~ Not exactly. You can always share your Wishlist and hope that others will oblige. :)
izzy~ Thanks. Great image to work with, don't you think?
Raven~ No kidding! Agree about that genie...nicely done. :)
Stickup~ Your comment made me laugh so hard! Thanks for that. :0
hedgewitch~ And your comment totally cracked me up. Join me in a rousing chorus of When the Saints Come Marching In?
Mama Zen~ I am glad! :)
Fireblossom~ You are? I should join you, as maybe you have a technique that will snap this neck back into alignment! (guess who will be visiting a chiropractor soon, for the first time in decades...)
Indigo~ Oh, I know some Notmes! Some of them grow up to become Itwasn'tmyfaults, although I am sure your were a wonderful mother and prevented your daughter from carrying it into adulthood. :)
That was hilarious and what an ingenious image you chose. Nice work.
Lord Helpme sounds a bit cranky ... but who could blame him?
Sad. All very sad. Sadly. Sigh!
susan~ "Ingenious" is the right word for that image, most definitely! Glad you had fun with this.
Jennifer~ 'zactly, who could blame him.... I guess we are ultimately more powerful, as we can choose not to call him! :)
I missed this...this is funny and had me rolling my side...ha..ha..
Great laugh, and very true.
Grace~ Am so glad you stopped by and commented. :)
Doctor FTSE~ I'm jazzed that I made you laugh, as you have given me the gift of laughter so many times at your blog. :)
Hmm. I certainly hope the word pictures I yell out when frustrated DON'T show up like Lord Helpme did. I'd be in big trouble..
All your posts this week are incredibly fantastic, Lydia!
bfk~ Your word pictures are far finer than Lord Helpme, even when you are frustrated.
I love your visits and really appreciated your compliment.
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