Friday Flash 55 -- Lord Helpme

Djinn by Rene Bauer

I am Lord Helpme, here because I could no longer ignore you calling my name. 

Do I know you? What's your problem, lady?...lordhelpme! this and lordhelpme! that. This is a huge network; I am amazingly busy. If you need something, for godssake put it on your damn Wishlist. 

And have your credit card number ready.

Links to more of this week's FF55s (works of fiction in 55 words)
are at Mr. KnowItAll, the G-Man.

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